Influential Waterfowl Quotes

[gooser_12]

I am wondering what some of your guy's favorite waterfowl quotes are, I've seen some but what stands out in your minds, maybe have been influential to you in your world of waterfowling!!!!!!

[Wingman]

"Make every shot count." my dad

cheers,

Adam

[Stephen Pitt]

"When times are tough,
and the flocks are small,
take your time,
and kill them all"

Will Gurton.

[Jimimc]

"Don't kill it if your not going to eat it"

[Hardcorecaller12]

It flies, It Dies! Huntin' Buddy
If it runs , It gets guned! Made it up. For deer hunters

[Michael Reed]

No prize is greater than the effort it took to achieve it - Aldo Leupold

[Jonathan Rice]

"Don't kill it if your not going to eat it"

That is a quote everyone should be hunting by, and if you aren't hunting by it you should not be hunting in the first place.

[Josh Carda]

haha no way i need quotes for art....thanks

[Eric Wolf]

"All men are created equal, some just use better equiptment."

[Ryan Thomas]

"Talk the Talk"
-Zink Calls

[HonkerGenocide]

"Dont you love that anticipation from the time calls drop tell the time you actually pull the trigger."

[Derek Rambo]

"It's tough when it's no good!"............the great Rick Frisch.

[QuackerWacker]

Speak the language and Get 'em in close.

[Richnkwack]

"To call the season unsuccessful is to miss the point entirely."

"It's not about the meat, it's all about the heartbeat."

"Go on now and getcha some!"

"Cut em all Jack!"

"It's the challenge of the hunt, it's the countdown to opening day, it's a wild turkey dinner, it's the voice of God at sunrise..."
-Primos Turkey Hunting Video Intro

[Josh Brugmans]

"call'um in kill'em all"
STRAIT MEAT
"Breakfast is the best part of a hunt"..... The Great John Hitchins

[Aaron Hitchins]

To echo Josh, my father's favourite bit of waterfowl knowledege, "Breakfast, the best part of Goose Hunting"

Aaron

[H20FOWLER50]

"We walk duck We talk duck We are duck" Macks Prairie Wings

[MarshallH]

"In duck hunting, there are world champion duck callers and world champion duck killers...I am a duck killer"

[all4boys]

hours of boredom for moments of madness

[Mark Brendemuehl]

"Who thinks I am kidding about going to Perkins?" Rick Frisch
" I just don't hate them enough to sit here all day" Rick Frisch
"Coming right at us! A pair of singles!" Hal Teske
Mark

[Dustin Andersen]

Haha mark! I love your last one reminds me of my hunting group. "Here comes 5 singles flying together!"

[Isaac White]

One from back in the day!

"Can't complain about a hunt like that" - Buck Gardner

Wow I can hear him saying that in my head after every good hunt we have!!

[Chris Downs]

hours of boredom for moments of madness


probably my favorite one. So true!!

[Zach White]

"Coming right at us! A pair of singles!" Hal Teske
Mark

Now THAT is a good one!

My favorite
"The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection"

[joesac]

Oh the good old pair of singles! Gotta love em!

"When the season is over and you have $11.97 in your bank account you know you did 'er as hard as you could." -Kelley Powers

[CurrituckBoy]

"I kill them all, I am a camera man."

Brian

Straight meat camera man

Michael

[birddog_adam]

"There's a place for all Gods creatures, right next to the potatoes and gravy"
and i LOVE the one about ok comin straight at us a pair of singles

[Joe Fladeland]

"Coming right at us! A pair of singles!" Hal Teske


That is definitely my favorite as of now. I laughed for a minute straight just now.

My favorite quote of the year would be from my good friend and hunting buddy.

"You promised me Mallards" - Land Suller aka Mr. Jeff.

But you have to imagine a guy dressed up in a white jumpsuit that makes him looks like a sumo wrestler and he's sitting in a Powerhunter yelling that while slamming his fists on the ground. I guess a limit of Canadas wasn't good enough for him.

[quacksmacker]

From myself and my fellow PG Prostaff members

"GO TO SLEEP!!!!!"
"MAKE IT RAIN!"
"Sleepy time PILLOW CASE!" (Right after one is crunched at 10ft with an Xtra Full):D
"I don't wanna kill a goose, I wanna kill em ALL!"
"In order to play hard, you gotta work hard for it"

Among many other

[cootshooter]

typical respose from a Canadian farmer after being asked to hunt his land...


"So you come to hunt the snowies eh?..."

[quackaddict]

"In duck hunting, there are world champion duck callers
and world champion duck killers...I am a duck killer"

This was excatly my thoughts....

[Ben Cade]

The funniest line I've heard is from an old farmer when asked to hunt geese that were using his corn fields:

"You want to hunt geese? We ain't got no swamps!"

When told that they wanted to hunt them in the corn field, he responded:

"We ain't got no crops!" (his farm was surrounded by corn)

From my good buddy Jeff.

[Kyle Scott]

Damb it boys. Give it time, its gonna happen and its gonna happen big

From the great white cheeks himself Larry M.

[Hoot]

not really influential but I get a kick out of it when you meet someone and talk waterfowl, they find out you put on field mallard shoots and they say...

"I dont like shootin ducks in the field, you kill too many hens" or something along that line, and you ask them if they have ever had a field duck hunt they say no.

The only reason they said it is because they just watched Freddy say it in the 24/7 video and they have no clue what they are talking about

[Ryan Kleinschmidt]

Probably my favorite:

"In duck hunting, there are world champion duck callers
and world champion duck killers...I am a duck killer"


From way back and another classic Phil line:

"Watchin the ball game on T.V., a playoff game, and shootin mallard ducks."

[Curt McNabb]

when your sitting in the blind nothing going on, then you get bombed by a bunch of birds, and someone yells, "where did those come from?" and then someone says, "Eggs"

[cottonwoodsman]

"Foggy Mornings and Moonlit Nights"
-can't remember the author-

[Jeremy DeVries]

This one isn't about ducks, but its one of my favorites.

"At what age do the deer turn into elk?"

Honest question from one of my clients a few years back.

[Cody Anderson]

My personal favorite would be

"Do you.......talk to the talk?"

[Ryan Kleinschmidt]

My personal favorite would be

"Do you.......talk to the talk?"


That is a good one as well.:D

[disco duck]

"aint nuthin like the taste of duck blood in your mouth, bout 30 mineuts after daylight"

"aint nuthin like a duck huntin women"

"there are more beavers on the north american continent, at this time, then when columbus discoverd this thing"

"pickin ducks is womens work"

"in louisiana, if ya cant idenify something, ya kill it, then go ground check em it, the first question ya ask is "what yall reckon it is", the next question ya ask is "yall reckon we can eat it"

"gator in the blind!!!"

"he got him self turned around down here and got his self killed"

"he flew all the way from china to get here, and he needed killin for that"

"arise kill and eat,
orders from head quarters"

"some might call that sky bustin, i call it optimisam"

"wooooo, gone like a chicken bone boys"

"this is the differance between me and the crocidile man, right here, this is the differance, (multiple 22. shot at a conga)"

"the beavers and congas are in cahoots"

"the beavers are like the vietcong, they only move at night, you can burn their crops and their villages, rape their women and kill their children, but they still only move at night, youll never catch in the day"

"thats what its all about, right there, what ya just saw, lawsuits, divorces, fightin on the bank, all cuz what you just saw"

a little duck commanders for yall

[whisker]

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When you hear my third shot,...that's your signal to take em"

Phil Robertson quotes?.....they're all great...:D

[DUCKDIGGLER]

"Stick and Stay and Make'em Pay"

[Mike Bard]

"Shoot Fast Or Shoot Last" -- Ira McCauley, 2006

[retriever]

I love: "We're like a bank all we take is GREEN"!! "Fred Zink"

[Mallardbreath]

After a miss. "There's a lot of air around em'!"

[CRIPLE CUTTER]

If you fly around here we will shoot you and sort it out later.:cool:
and the one i say the most hit that sucker again he still got his head up.:D

[kris Schaumburg]

“What is a wild goose worth? As compared with other sources of health and pleasure, what is its value in the common denominator of dollars? I have a ticket to the symphony. It stood me two iron men. They were well spent, but if I had to choose, I would forgo the experience for the sight of the big gander that sailed honking into my decoys at daybreak this morning. It was bitter cold and I was all thumbs, so I blithely missed him. But miss or no miss, I saw him, I heard the wind whistle through his set wings as he came honking out of the gray west, and I felt him so that even now I tingle at the recollection. I doubt not that this very gander has given ten other men two dollars' worth of thrills. Therefore I say he is worth at least twenty dollars to the human race."
From Aldo Leopold's "Round River"

[Arliss Reed]

"where did that flock come from??...Heaven."

[Mark "LA CROSS" Hoke]

Right after the birds burn the decoy's and we finish and All Skate there is alway's someone who didn't get to there gun fast enough .

We alway's say : It's not up to us to slow down but It's up to you to speed up

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Mark La Cross Hoke
Avery Pro-Staff
Zink Calls Z-Unit

[Doug Steinke]

These quotes are fresh from yesterday.


Bacon is still good for a couple months... right?

Soft shells with no mold are still good... right?

Here... does this smell alright to you?

When in doubt, cook the crap out of it.

[J Kryspin]

"There are world champion callers and world champion killers - well I'm both!"

-Kevin Popo

[waterfowler06]

"If your gonna shoot.... shoot to kill"

[waterfowladdict]

"When the season is over and you have $11.97 in your bank account you know you did 'er as hard as you could." -Kelley Powers


Aint that the truth.

"the closer that hen got the more she started to look like a black duck" - Clay Hudnall

"I get all the leg bands" - Gunnar Zink

"Im tired of payin around" - Jase Robertson right after he swats a wood duck.

The spitting part on the duckmen, I cant remember which one it was.

[The Waterfowler]

"Waterfowl hunting can be tough, it can be tougher if you're stupid"

[quackaddict]

After a miss. "There's a lot of air around em'!"


I have thought this a few times myself, but not to many, I dont miss much:cool:

[Ryan Kleinschmidt]

I have thought this a few times myself, but not to many, I dont miss much:cool:


I beg to differ!!!;)

[chop_05]

"When hunting Mallards or Canadas, it does not take a lot of kills to enjoy the day. Snow goose hunting puts you in a different mind set than regular season waterfowl hunting...After Four hours of setting decoys, Three hours of sleep, you are tired and on edge. Right or wrong you expect a good hunt, you expect a massacre."
-Clay Hudnall (24-7, Runnin Traffic)

[John Beckwith]

Bead on the bill makes the kill. (from an old Illinois River duck hunter)

When in doubt, Empty Out. (Craig Heckenberg, Lewistown, Illinois 1989)

Conversation that took place in our pit in Illinois in fall of 1989.
Call them geese.
What geese?
Those up there.
Those geese are higher than fudge (only I didn't say fudge)
JB, exactly how high is fudge?
Just a little lower than them geese.

A skybuster was ruining one of our hunts. One of my hunting buddies said:
That guy is an @ss and a half. Yep, a real three cheeker!

[John Beckwith]

Bead on the bill makes the kill. (from an old Illinois River duck hunter)

When in doubt, Empty Out. (Craig Heckenberg, Lewistown, Illinois 1989)

Conversation that took place in our pit in Illinois in fall of 1989.
Call them geese.
What geese?
Those up there.
Those geese are higher than fudge (only I didn't say fudge)
JB, exactly how high is fudge? (only he didn't say fudge)
Just a little lower than them geese.

A skybuster was ruining one of our hunts. One of my hunting buddies said:
That guy is an @ss and a half. Yep, a real three cheeker!

[Parker Knox]

"Talk the Talk"

"if the steel aint flyin' the birds aint dyin"

[sweddy540]

CALL'EM CUFF'EM CUTT'EM thats a little one i came up with myself

[kjrice]

Whack'n 'n' stack'n

After forgetting hearing protection in the goose pit "huh? huh? huh?"

[bps12]

"I have hunted almost everyday of my life, the rest were wasted". Will Primos

"Just because the outdoors has given us more than we could ever possibly repay doesn't mean we shouldn't try".

[waterfowladdict1]

"If the geese dont fly the tweetys will die" - myself

[ANDY TURP]

Anybody can hit the big ones! (uttered one teal season after a miss)

I can't tell you where the birds are, all I can tell you is where they aren't

[Wingsetter]

"Locked and Cocked"

[Kile Jones]

" Just because Nature has given us more than we can ever repay, doesnt mean we shouldnt try." Mossy oak brand camo